Best female horror characters...

Alice from RE is a good one... nice and easy - red dress, boots and a huge-ass gun!

She's used to it Love her really, broomstick needs a tune though...

It's lucky that you not working for Barnet Council,

Council outlaws mother-in-law jokes - Telegraph

P.C. gone mad. What do you say?

Margaret Thatcher every time - what more can I say

Best bit of the article is the comments

"Outlaws" is overstating it a bit. I get that it's necessary to use that word in the headline for the awful and obvious in-law/out-law gag, but at no point does poor old Barnet Council say that mother-in-law jokes are against any rules.

Saying "look, be aware that some people might not get this sort of joke and think you are having a pop at them. We're telling you nicely so that you don't have to learn by being told angrily or possibly violently by an irate customer," isn't really the same thing as skipping through our cultural heritage with a big sprinkler of BAN.

It sells papers, the written word is gospel and we're all lemmings...

Apart from most of my ex girlfriends . ........
Morticia Addams, Lily Munster, Elvira, The Bunny Boiler in Fatal Attraction,. Margaret Thatcher (aaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!), Lady Camilla Forbes Floozy, the kid in The Exorcist, Bette Davis as Baby Jane, Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters, bride of Frankenstein ....... ???? out of ideas now... Paul

Carol Smiley - what is she all about - I am scared of even writing the name - her name is even an anagram of
:I eat with the devil in Chalfont St Giles.

So the party was on Saturday and we had a great turnout but I must say there wasn't much imagine from the ladies. Amongst the female guests we had...

4 Witches
3 Vampiresses (if there is such a word!)
2 Brides of Frankenstein
2 Dead/Zombie School Girls
1 Dead Cheerleader
1 Edward Scissorhands (pregnant and only a man's costume would fit)
1 Ghost Pirate Wench
1 Medusa
1 Female Mummy
1 Alice in Wonderland (she said she was too sweet and innocent to do horror)