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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."
The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"
The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

Lolzz, it would have more fun if ctrl+z have given him one more life saving

This is really simplest to solve. . .Try to ask some difficult question.. . I will ask the one
Give me food and I will live. Give me water and I will die. What am I ?