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Understand that your swing for a driver is not going to be the same as it is for one of your irons. This is a general tip that most people simply do not understand. If you don't get this you are not going to be the best golfer possible.

Hi Paula!
First, good luck in your business!
Second, I did NOT vote Osama( i mean Obama ) in.

Steve, Please Don't Jump...

I'm sorry...
I did'nt mean to sound so negative.
It's just that here in the States we have to deal with Obama.
Things don't look so good for our future.

Steve, I hope this helps you sleep tonight.

Golfing Challenge

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.

"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"

"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap he wanted.

He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."

"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's what I wanted to know," the pro said. "Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out 'Gotcha!'"

"I can guess what happened," the woman said.

"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely."

"Understandable," the woman said. "But still, that's only one swing. How did he win the game?"

The pro answered, "You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second 'gotcha!'"

Steve,
Having two teenage daughters, and seeing the huge change in the world, I'm just hoping there is a future for the Historians to remember.

Click this link for comments from Mr. Palmer. Newsweek Business - Newsweek.com

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While on your break, see how you do!

This is fun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and funny as hell.

This is a NEW Tiger game. Be sure and put the Cursor where you want the golf ball to go.

Tiger's Transgressions | Flash Games | Animation | Atom

Lesson Five - The First Move
http://www.playgolfbetter.com/fs-lessons/lesson-fs5.php

Lesson Six - The Downswing
http://www.playgolfbetter.com/fs-lessons/lesson-fs6.php

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

After a few minutes the therapist stepped away, Eileen buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this? Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.