Finally! The stork has landed! 10th June 2011 6:25 AM
Excellent news, Steve. Glad you're back on track. 
PostsQR Codes & QR Code Marketing 6th June 2011 9:31 AM “Well would you believe it, was chatting to the missus today in the hospital, and glanced at her hospital wristband, would you believe it, a QR code!! I was so excited I told her I need to tell hdm on the forum that I'd finally found a QR code! I won't repeat what she said  ”Go on Steve, tell me what she said! How are you all doing now? Finally! The stork has landed! 2nd June 2011 9:45 AM “Thanks all. Going to be a longer wait than expected, as the missus is being kept in for some complications, and the little one has an infection so is on a 5 day course of antibiotics, poor little mite  But they are in the best place and doing really well, and daughter number 1 has given me a stinking cold which means now I can't see daughter 2! Kids eh... What little hair I had, has now vanished  ”Sorry to hear that, Steve. I hope all is well real soon. Finally! The stork has landed! 31st May 2011 9:31 AM “Right im organising a forum anyone in with me ? Could be done virtually with us all having a toast at the same time!”Tell us more, Clive. Finally! The stork has landed! 31st May 2011 8:43 AM Woop, woop! She is beautiful, congratulations. Home-Based Work Opportunity 26th May 2011 12:16 PM Well done, Steve. Any news yet? Home-Based Work Opportunity 26th May 2011 7:23 AM Yes, I agree with Steve. Stay well clear! Dead Duck 25th May 2011 6:44 AM A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. " Apocalypse delay 24th May 2011 1:39 PM Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October. BBC News - Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date That's lucky, a few unfinished jobs to complete. Happy Birthday Steve 23rd May 2011 7:42 AM “Officially next Sat, but everyone keeps telling us the second one is early, so that'll no doubt mean its 2 weeks late ”Do you have any news yet, Steve? |