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I'd agree with comments so far. The header shouts out "Marketing" with unrelated sub headings? . . and then we move down to see an over complicated and too wordy explanation of the product. By the time I get half way down I finally realise what it is you are selling. I don't think I'm abnormally dense (debatable?) .... but I do find your layout off focus and inevitably confusing
The product sounds very good and the way it works could be demonstrated in a few simple illustrations complemented by plain English copy.
Sorry for the apparent negativity but an appraisal is worthless unless it's honest and (hopefully) helps to point you in a better direction.

cheers, Paul Shotan: proprietor/designerwww.artworks-unlimited.co.uk
low cost, high quality custom graphics, website design and hosting.

Hi Robert.
It's very simple really.
An INTERNAL link is a link on a web page that takes you to another page within the website eg. please contact us could be a link to the website's contact page.
An EXTERNAL link will take you out of the website to another website eg. my own website is www.artworks-unlimited.co.uk

INBOUND links - YOUR web address on other people's sites which when clicked will bring visitors YOUR website. These are the most highly valued links for search engine ratings, especially if they are from high status, totally relevent sites.
RECIPROCAL links - you put me on your site and I'll put you on mine! (a kind of "69" business arrangement!!!). Often abused in the past with completely unrelated websites swapping links to gain higher ratings. BUT Google etc can spot these a mile off... DON'T DO IT!
OUTBOUND links - another term for EXTERNAL link... takes you off-site to somewhere else.

Okay? cheers, Paul Shotan
artworks unlimited
low cost, high quality, custom websites, graphic design and hosting

I hang from the rafters once dawn's foul rays blight the cavern and I must away to my pit ......

Steve I'll pay half if you wanna share the Blair chronicles. Like you, I think it'll make good reading, probably mostly fiction but what else can politicians write?
Blair was a hero for me at first, after the long years of Tory drear, the criminalization of coal miners fighting for their existence, the strutting Thatcher spearheading (Brunhilda like) the British Armada into bloodbaths and wasted lives way too far down south in the Falklands fiasco.
He was an inspiration and he's not lost that knack either, he can smooth talk and convince like the best of them but anyone who's hopped into bed with the world's supremo dullard George Dubbya, been right royally shafted like a purty piggy (!) and failed to acknowledge his crass idiocy or long time role as unpaid harlet is forever unforgiven in my book. He has crude oil and children's blood on his sticky fingers.

Brown was a disaster as PM, had the charisma of an ironing board and gave away the election but I do believe he is a basically honourable if sociopathic oddity.

p-s . there's another female horror story character.... Cheri Blair, with lips like mating slugs embraced in the moment of carnal release, a figure like a bucket of tripe, quivering towards you as you scream and yet .... cannot move!

Could go on all night but nuff's enuff. George Dubbaya........ jeeeezus what the .......................

I remember PMs being ancient, gnarly and from a bygone age when I were a lad!!! ..... MacMillan, Hume, Wilson, Heath. Somehow I found that reassuring.... at least they'd been around long enough to make a few cockups and learn from them. Di Mandible looks like he's been sent out by his mum after a good lick wash and hair comb
I can't take this choice seriously and he's even worse when he opens his mouth to spew forth a string of platitudes and heart-tug cliches. God help us next election...... a snownball in Hades springs to mind!
Or am I just an old fart?

ps Stavros I've got boxer SHORTS older than him!!!!

Apart from most of my ex girlfriends . ........
Morticia Addams, Lily Munster, Elvira, The Bunny Boiler in Fatal Attraction,. Margaret Thatcher (aaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!), Lady Camilla Forbes Floozy, the kid in The Exorcist, Bette Davis as Baby Jane, Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters, bride of Frankenstein ....... ???? out of ideas now... Paul

The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.
Frank Zappa

I'd rather hear a fat girl fart than a pretty boy sing.Frank Zappa

Shotan's lightning fast reflexes, (honed through 50 years of bar room brawling!!!) kick in, he dodges the murderous assault, some other poor innocent sucker cops it on the noggin and Shotan lives to engrave yet another survival point on his headboard at the Old Coffin Dodgers Rest Home. Yesssss !!!!

Do we really need any more bloody nannying? I'm sick to death of this constant assumption that our beloved leaders, Health and Safety, censorship boards and the police know better than us and that we all need babying, coddling, disarming, and generally protecting to avoid self harm through our stupidity and immaturity. I'm at an age now where policemen look like kids to me but I've managed to retain mosty of my marbles and survive, thank you very much, so far all the dangers and pitfalls life throws at us. I believe these minor chalenges and how to overcome them are called "LIVING"!!!!!!! Cotton wool blanketing is stifling, ever increasing legislation an insult to our intelligence and a limiting factor in our development. Rant over ..... I'm off to juggle some chainsaws... anyone wanna join me?
ps don't tell nanny

Hi Muddy
I'd love to be considered for designing your web site. I am honest, fast, very good at what I do and probably one of the lowest cost custom design services around. I work from referrals and rely on return work and testimonials to keep my business going (7 years now) so it's crucial that you end up with a great website at a great price. Hope to speak to you soon, never any pressure, never any hassle!

cheers, Paul Shotan: artworks-unlimited, Birmingham UK