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A scary thought is that in generations to come, kids possibly won't even know what handwriting is.

Paddy's inspection

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.

"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him

I have just received this email, and I think a little has been lost in translation:


Dear Amazon Customer,

We have recently determined that various computers connect to your Amazon account, password, and the present of chess more taient before the connection. Now we need to confirm the new information from your Amazon account. If not completed within 48 hours, we will be forced to suspend your account indefinitely, because it can be used in a fraudulent intent. Thank you for your comprehension in this way. To confirm your online account:

I fear that is because handwriting is fast becoming a lost art. thumbsdown

I think it could be most useful in situations such as Steve suggested.

Thank you, Steve

That sounds intriguing, I'm eager to give it a go now.

Some inspirational direct and personal direct mail from an auto dealer in Toronto:

Great Direct Mail Piece Puts a Porsche in Your Driveway | Adweek

It appears that AR (Augmented Reality) technology has been in use for quite some time. The developers have been putting all of their effort into making sure it all works, but have not actually done much to market it. For instance, how many people would have been aware nearly a year ago that when they picked up a bar of Cadbury's chocolate that it did this?

Cadbury Spots v Stripes Blippar App - A Game on Every Bar Trailer - YouTube

Well, according to Wikipedia , Bridget Riley was an early pioneer of Op Art

Bridget Riley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Apologies in advance for this one:

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the tri mmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .....


Wait for it ..... .....



It's coming ...... .....


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She said .... .....:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

This very clever advert is great entertainment.

Steve, littl'un might appreciate this as a change from Mr Tumble

HP Printer Commercial - Evian Babies - Brand New Key - Widescreen 16:9 - YouTube

When it's finished, the Black Eyed Peas "Pump It" video with some of the same footage works well too.