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Thank you for your support, Vishal. I don't feel so alone now.

Have they reached Bills Town yet, Steve?

Personal preferences: Twitter and LinkedIn.

Edward built Eddie Stobart Ltd into the iconic brand and business...

Lorry legend Stobart dies | The Sun |News

Sad, no age at all.

Yes, these b******s have called me each year. They start off thanking me for our previous contributions, so straight away I know it's a con.

Jog on, scammers!

"Change is the law of life and those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." - John F. Kennedy

There's certainly a lot to be said for the personal service and customer care offered by a smaller company.

Unfortunately, in this current climate, to avoid having all your business swallowed up by the "big boys", it is essential to find a niche in your market.

My car is in the garage at the moment, hence I'm having to join all the commuters on the train.

On my journey home last night, when the train stopped at Petts Wood station, there it was staring at me. A giant QR code on a poster.
Had I have known, I would have had my smartphone poised.

Thank you for your words of encouragement.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.