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Yes, I received one as well. It certainly struck a chord with me, as we are currently promoting "handwritten direct mail".

It

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Yes, I'm putting my hand up, Steve.

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Yes, except it's Farnborough in Kent.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

Welcome back, Steve

Glad to hear you had a good time, despite all the flight traumas.

Hello Mark

I just noticed that you're based in Orpington. Do you live or work there? I live in Farnborough, just down the road.

Hello Mark

I've not been to the brewery, but I've enjoyed the Meantime lager a couple of times, when visiting Greenwich.

Excellent, keep the jokes coming!