Nicked from Facebook 
- The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked. "Can you afford fries with that?"
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than General Motors.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
- A truckload of Australians was caught sneaking into New Zealand.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- BP Oil laid off 25 politicians
