He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.
Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth. In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now. Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively louder...
Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!
"Oh! Okay! You'd better park the bloody car yourself you SMUG GIT!"
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