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WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a massive failure because of the following:


1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant;

2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant;

3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant;

4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant;

5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant;

6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant;

7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant;

8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Sterkfontein - the caves. MUST be 1st on your list. Been excavated for over 120 years now? Must be the jewel in the SA Crown.

I want to visit the caves at Pinnacle Point - reputed to be the birthplace (as it were) of all humans. Historic location if true.

Aha! My partner spent many years in Fishoek, bit farther down the coast from you. I went over there 2 years ago for a visit - beautiful country. Love Africa, having spent some time in kenya and tanzania.

I will respond in the morning once my personal South African translator has turned up!!!

Cannot speak a word of Africaans. My partner has left for the day! She is a J'oburg girl originally.

have a great day!

Moet vroer opgestaan het, ne?

and do I need to subscribe with my credit card?

Garde - I need to know .......................

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MILF Moderator???

Pleasure - I'll try ro waste more of your life on Friday!