'Er indoors says..."Hon, before you dive off anywhere we need to prune that huge pyracantha out the front because it is recycling day tomorrow and I want to make certain the bins are full."
Out then with the new loppers I got from Aldi for 99p or something. "OOf ouch, darned thing, ahhhh, ouch, grunt, phew finished" There was little ol me having a good day, now I am covered in blood. Darn it those things are so spiteful.
Still, two G&T's home-made Fish n Chips, tartare sauce and now coffee and dark chocolate having a surf. Ahhhhhhh, life is on the up at long last.