1)
A pensioner going the wrong way down the M6 gets a call from his wife.
"Take Care", she says, "the radio says some idiot is going the wrong way".
"One idiot?" says the old man, "I can see hundreds" !!!!
2) Asked to give her age to a pollster, Miss Smith refused. When told that she must, she snapped !! "Did Maisy and Daisy Hill give theirs? Well, I am as old as them "As old as the Hills" he writes !!!
3) I promise this is the last one !!
An Old man is sitting in a park crying. A passer by asks him if he is ok. "I've got a sexy 19 year old wife who makes mad passionate love to me" - "So why are you crying?" he asked. "Because I have forgotten where I live".
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