Just had the Alarm company call to tell me there's several PIR's that have detected movement in my premises, and it's sounded the alarm.
The lady on the phone was panicking.
She's alerted the Police who are on route in force. Apparently there may be more than one person in there due to the speed of which differing sensors are picking up movement.
In my Garfield boxer shorts, and sideshow bob hairstyle, I raced for my laptop to log into the CCTV system remotely (Which also allows me to speak over the cameras PA system - meaning I can hurl abuse at these crims).
Damn microsoft is slower when you need it to be fast, but, when I get in, and online, I wait for the connection, and the grainy night vision cameras start showing me screen by screen my pride and joy.
Scrutinising each screen, expecting to see men with balaclavas, holding bags of swag, and sawn off shotguns, what do I actually see?
A pigeon going mental, homing in on the only light source in the place. A tiny red LED emitting from each alarm PIR.
I think Ill go back to bed.