A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the
dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and
says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around
the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was
on the heat, and to come and ask you.'
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's
bottom with it to disguise the scent, and said
'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash
and only go one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes
later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about
halfway round the block, so another dog is
pushing her home.'
