Spam I Recieved

By : Business Owner
Published 7th May 2015 |
Read latest comment - 9th May 2015

Has had me in hysterical fits of laughter 

Hello Dear , I am Miss Ngama.

A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. This is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need from you to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD140 GIG.I will need two of this hard disk to recopy your information from the corrupted one, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.

Regards, Miss Ngama

 


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Andy-C | Pewter World
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ROFL. Did they really send this to you? Have they not yet grown tired of this whole Nigerian thing? Well, at least they did not ask for an exorbitant amount of money. Just a simple 140 gig hard drive. Must be a guy with computer troubles. Lol.


Thanks,
tsubibo

As 419 scams go, this has to be one of the funniest. 


Steve Richardson
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You're a hardened lot! Give her a break, she sounds really genuine!!


Thanks,
First Class Virtual Office

Must be someone starting on the ladder of scams...

Hope you've replied!


The First Choice for First Aid
From Cardiff to Calcutta...

no way will I reply ,then they can sell my email address as I am to lazy to open a fake 1 ..

Also get many many paypal suspended notices too lol. Although does drive me crazy sometimes


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Andy-C | Pewter World

I would have loved to reply to that email. I would have said that there are no more 140 gig hard drives for sale but 500 gig ones. Then I would ask her to send me some money since I don't have enough to buy the 500 gig one. Hoping she would send some. Lol.


Thanks,
tsubibo

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