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Mine are free lol . Haven't paid for a haircut in about 13 to 15 years , so would hate to find out how much they cost now ,let alone after

As a newish member of Britain , I still can't see how people would want their country to be run another country , it just boggles my mind and still does. We fought 2 world wars to stop Germany and now we just falling over like a softy . Then to top it off we give them £250 million a week. Then there is the other side how many countries are now so poor they can't do anything any more thanks to the EU.

Just my 2 cents worth , but not fussed either way anymore

Hi welcome to the forum ..Funnily enough this has been a topic of conversation quite a few times on our Estate. Our neighbor has CCTV on his garage and the angle that it is at you could quite easily ( although can't confirm) look directly into the houses opposite.He also doesn't have any signage to say he has CCTV.. Is this legal , as I have always said it can't be    

Thought this was so true . I found it on a website I frequent

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

lol I've seen a guy do it

lol I never have cash on me and now that they have removed the card charges I use it all the time , I can go weeks without anything

Yes I heard and also heard he took his own life , but don't quote me on that

I know , but I just don't take it to be that important

But talking of telephones .When we visited my Aunty in New Zealand I did notice and asked why they didn't have a line telephone, apparently it's quite common over there as everyone has a mobile , so it did get me thinking do we really need them either as we only have 3 or 4 people who actually phone us on it. I do actually need to phone BT one day to find out if we actually can have the phone removed 

um , I am always in trouble at work as I always always either leave my phone in the van or never answer it.