Matt Cutts - SEO friend or Google Propaganda? 18th February 2011 1:22 PM
Made me change some passwords and mix em up a bit. Now all I need to is remember them:-)
Mike
Mike
PostsAuto Windscreen goes into administration 16th February 2011 10:09 AM “Terrible news Weren't most of the mobile units franchisee's? Anyone know who the "major" customer was? Guessing it was a big insurance house, or maybe the AA?” Aviva Steve. Insurance Times - Insurers ditch Auto Windscreens Kip are you there buddy? 16th February 2011 9:22 AM Cheers buddy, proper job  Kip are you there buddy? 14th February 2011 7:31 PM Kip I've been using your contact page but no luck sadly. Can you take down my advert for the ol SmartHSS please? I'm reeeetired now and don't need any more calls. Cheers bud Mike Hide your IP address! 15th June 2010 6:48 PM That Mary she do crack I up she really doos. Mike An announcement ...... 15th June 2010 6:47 PM Way ta go Clive. HUGEEST congrats...been or was once in a similar sit. Best thing I ever did. Mike Come On England! 15th June 2010 6:40 PM "Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..." HOW RUDE:-) Listen I have been looking forward to this world cup for four years now...only to have it utterly ruined by those TWATS with the 'orns' that is not the twat with the 'orn,' but those TWATS, NUMBNUTS,NUMBSKULLS, with the 'orns' Zulu venuuzubba's or whatever the bl00dy things are called. ITV advertisers that have booked this month are breaking the contracts, players hate them, crowd (anyone other than a seeth afrikan) hate em, I hate the bl00dy things, my wife hates em, my Mother hates em, Jeremy Vine hates em, Becks hates em....and so on and so forf. Thank you you morons of Seeth Afrika for ruining a football world cup. T0%%ERS the lot of you,m and to cap it all we have a ruddy goalie who just graduated from a village team...'idiots inc United.' I take it you get the gist I dont not like the horns? Mike Silver Surfers' Day - 21st May 19th May 2010 7:28 PM Oh well something for me then  Mike Oh no...its the bacon tree. 11th May 2010 9:06 AM Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the US, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says ... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, they see a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, with Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he shouts back to Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe ... go back amigo, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis mio amigo ... what ees it? " "Pepe - go back! Ees not bacon tree. Ees ... ees ... ees ees ... ees a ham bush...." A couple of quick ones... the rest are toooo rude.. 11th May 2010 9:02 AM I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'. I told him 'I wish I had your will power' Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts, Murphy meets him and says 'if I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? |