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Friday Joke 8th February 2013 11:04 AM

Fred finally agreed to marry his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married,

I think it's time you quit playing golf. Maybe you could sell your golf clubs."

Fred was startled, a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Oh, darling, what's wrong?"

He said, "For a minute, you sounded just like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "Ex wife! I didn't know you've been married before!"

"I haven't!"

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What Are You Listening To Now? 8th February 2013 8:18 AM

It's not what I am listening to but rather the Galapagos tortoises. They are being subjected to the music of Richard Clayderman playing live at London Zoo, hoping that it will encourage them to mate.

BBC News - Making sweet music for Galapagos tortoises

Obviously, the piped Greatest Hits of Barry White doesn't do it for them.

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Foods Standards Agency? Toothless agency??? 8th February 2013 8:11 AM

You just beat me to it, Steve.

However, I would like to add that it makes me glad that I'm a vegetarian. I haven't noticed any signs of horse in my vegetable pies so far (but you never know).

Who sent me chocolates? Clever marketing campaign 4th February 2013 1:10 PM

I have just received a bar of chocolate in the post from Royal Mail, as part of their export service marketing campaign.

Thank you, Royal Mail - much appreciated.

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What Are You Listening To Now? 4th February 2013 12:48 PM

I know there are a few Depeche Mode fans amongst you. I heard their new track on the radio on my drive home from work on Friday:

Depeche Mode - Heaven - YouTube

New album, apparently

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Where to advertise for less? 25th January 2013 2:24 PM

Hello Neil

Our clients usually supply their printed materials. However, if they require us to supply any litho printed goods, we have our associate printers.

London Underground 150th year 25th January 2013 2:16 PM

For any of you that use the London Underground, look out for these special

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Where to advertise for less? 25th January 2013 2:00 PM

Originally Posted by neil@camisonline

“I remember all the effort and cost I used to put in to designing the leaflets, printing folding, stamping. Email is far easier! And I guess with paper based marketing literature, somebody has to type your URL. No longer does the cat have to sit here and help me lick stamps!”

This is where we can help. Stamps are self-adhesive now, sorry for making your cat redundant. We frank most of the post that we send out, at a much lower rate than postage stamps.

Email may be easier, but please refer to my earlier post on this thread.

Will HMV be able to change direction? 12 month update - HMV calls in administrators 23rd January 2013 11:39 AM

Hello Melanie

I bought 2 CDs last month, and the other half bought 15 SACDs last week, from HMV. I feel we are doing our bit

Friday Joke 18th January 2013 2:22 PM

Sorry, I can hear you all groaning before I even post this one from my Bro.

Captain John Luc Picard was sacked from the USS Enterprise, but managed to get a job back on earth in an underwear factory, as a supervisor for the machinists. And whenever one of the machines breaks down , he calls in an engineer to fix it. And what does he say to the engineer?

Make it Sew !!