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A Senior Citizen Trying To Set a Password

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Published 8th April 2016 |

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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain exclamation marks.

USER: ReallyP****dOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon tGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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Rebecca (PayforPrecision) : Forum Moderator
8th April 2016 10:40 PM

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10th April 2016 9:35 PM

lol saw this 1 on facebook ,kinda funny as it happens to me a lot with user names drives me insane

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11th April 2016 12:05 PM

pretty much sums up me and passwords

Now they say you should use a different password for every site that requires one, and secure encrypted online password vault to remember the passwords. Trouble is what happens if you forget that password

Thought fingerprint log in's would be the answer to my prayers, but has never worked properly on my laptop, and I've reset it about 10 times on my iphone and have now given up and have use the pass code

Must have the wrong shape fingers... maybe a retina scan? Prob got the wrong shape eyeballs..

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15th April 2016 5:47 AM

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6th June 2016 9:06 AM

...little black book with all the passwords contained!

damn it! where did I put that ****ing book now!

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6th June 2016 5:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jan Sitek

“...little black book with all the passwords contained!

damn it! where did I put that ****ing book now!”

Not long now Jan, we'll have you in the old folks home

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7th June 2016 3:22 PM

...Oh! thanks for reminding me "young" Steven!...'y whipper snapper!

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