> *In the spirit of hoping that at least one person has a good chuckle. > Tiger Woods (you knew these were coming):::>>> *
> **
> *The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't
> know exactly...put me down for a 5." *
> *Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat
> Tiger. *
> *What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
> a ball 400 yards. *
> *Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
> below par. *
> *What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
> They went clubbing *
> *Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't
> decide between a wood and an iron. *
> *Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of
> drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." *
> *Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
> family--his new name?: Cheetah *
> *Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? *
> *Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that
> an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are
> contacting Nike for a new club. *
> *Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the
> closest golf club we can find??!! *
> *Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. *
> *Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. *
> *Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. *
