A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
Ha Ha! That is pretty funny right there, and sounds very much like something my husband might say! Layla
Great stuff, hadn't had any decent chuckles in a while  Where have you been hiding hdm?
Haha did the similar thing recently, but with cafeteria. Girlfriend could thouth i want to invite her for dinner, and i was in pub watching last EPL match. Thanks, trickison |
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