Weird request for help (verging on a rant?)

HAHAHA sjr4x4 you sound just like me our 1 neighbour is a complete idiot ,in so he seems only to bully all the ladies around him (including my wife) and he tries his utmost to be nasty .. I am toying with the idea of sending him a letter full of glitter lol ..Although now we just ignore him.What makes it really sad is his girlfriend gets left out as no one wants to talk to her and she really is nice

I've come to the conclusion every street has one!

Mind you in days gone by when I used to house share and the end of the 1980's is a bit of a fuzzy haze, I suspect it was me 

I do think you are right there ...lol wasn't far behind you in that respect

I can sometimes hear my neighbour but she vows she can't hear me. I can remember at a previous house my neighbour worked nights and left her 15 ish aged son on his own overnight. He decided to play his new lovely stereo with huge speakers at such a volume that it shook the floorboards! His mum came around to see if he had caused any problems with his music...there lay the conundrum....am I honest, he gets a bo**ocking and then it's not just the floorboards but the whole house shaking next time or say no and hope he gets the message? I didn't speak up and a bit like the other poster thought what goes around comes around. I guess some people are more sensitive to noise, but then you do think move.

Wife's had another go at him as he constantly parks over on to our property.. Then he threatens our pet cat who is a house cat no less and only goes out if we do .. So she must be  reincarnation of Houdini

with what? Trespass? 

If he's physically threatening your pet, call the coppers.

It's not the first time either ,we have already reported him before to the police ..twice ... He is to put it mildly annoying a lot of the neighbours with his behaviour ,we just happen to have the unfortunate position to be next to him .. We keep everything so we have proof of everything he does

It's annoying when the one in the street happens to be your neighbour  Think positive thoughts, what goes round will eventually... even if it takes a bit longer than anticipated...