Meanwhile, in the war on spam and the axis of evil, storage, locksmiths and cleaners...
We get absolutely bombarded with fake listings from locksmiths, storage companies and cleaning companies. They all follow a the same format, basic template website, keyword rich domain name, normally with the town location, and always fake addresses 
They are basically flogging leads, but they spam us to death with literally thousands of fake listings.
We tried phoning them, countless times, emailing, but normally all you get is a pleb at a call centre who if pushed, hands you to the supervisor, which is normally the bod sat next to them, or just slams the phone down.
So shall try a new approach, and let them have their free advertising via the forum 
Latest listing: Storage Temple Ltd
Hmmm, company doesn't seem to legally exist...
Here's the address 
32 Ludgate Hill
London
EC4M
At least it will be handy if you get the munchies at lunch time....
"If your office space is overflowing, simply store your excess with us, knowing that it is readily accessible for you when you need it!"
"We can accommodate your books, computer, furniture, anything you want us to and we guarantee the lowest self storage prices..."
Where? 
Do you have to carry your boxes up the stairs? Parking can be awkward...
What I can confirm is the superb call centre they use, and is a model of customer service excellence... not.
Maybe they will stop putting the phone down, or even stop listing? Maybe even get in touch 
