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I dont actually go looking for bad service - it seems to find me frequently though




yep im a a very nice chap when i being given a tad of customer service - i dont expect much, a little respect & some service


Hmm - you wouldnt know what my coffee tastes like -if you ever visit the UK you may never find out, tut coffee guy indeed


Too late to make nice gestures about me now

I am indeed a customer service guru - anyone hiring feel free to pm me

Why waste your time replying then?

Please someone - come up with a better joke next week so we dont have to put up with Steves attempts

Was watching a re-run of Graham Norton last night, not sure if anyone saw this weeks episode?

They where talking about names of horses that the "racing association" or similar body checks names of horses & rejects those deemed as inappropriate.

This had me in tears, not sure if it will work without Minnie Driver reading it, you could always try iplayer and watch it ... for those that dont want to watch, try reading these out (quietly if you are around kids or an open plan office).

These are genuine names of horses people submitted - ( not for the easily offended!)

Ben Timover
Neil Anblomee
Anita Hanjaab
Willy Fisterbottom
Hoof Hearted
Oil Beef Hooked

and my personal fave ...

Arfur Foulksaycke

Only 10 ?- thats very brave lol

Im fuming !!!!!!!!!!!!! - just in time to take all that aggression out on Steve on the badminton court

**mutters something inaudible under breath**

- all i want is to open a new account linked to our main account - simples?

Oh no - i rang the Bank last week, they sent me a link in an email to their website, ok - click on said link - opens to the list of accounts you can open - click on another link - would you like to fill in details online (nice & simple) oh yes thats good - 15 mins later, submitted pre-filled doc to the Bank.

Today i get another blank application form plus a request for the retired company secretary to take some id in the her local branch ...

reaches for phone ....

15 minutes on hold - spoke to someone.. you didnt actually complete the application online, just a pre application to ascertain which account you wanted (blood pressure rising) also no notes on company secretary changing 4 or 5 years ago, even though we removed her at this time & despite me opening another account with them 2 years ago & going through exactly this pain, so has she remained a signatory on our account all this time? (blood pressure now peaked!) Sarcasm at full flow, demanding new account to be opened with credit by way of an apology....

Upshot, now filling yet another form, filed yet another complaint regarding service, still no new account opened 10 days on from initial enquiry arrrgh - next time Steve can speak to the Bank - im done !!!!!!!!!!!

No sense of humour left

Dang - Clive hastily pulls all his work back in house !

Wow a Kim Wilde fan - thought i was the only one of those on here - you have picked 3 of my top 5 songs of hers too ! Good choices

Thompson Twins as well - now thats a blast from the past !!!! - hope you enjoyed 'um all

Seems to be only budget burgers affected so far, but think this story has a few furlongs to go, a few people will be whipped before we reach the finishing post - ahem... il get my jockey, i mean jacket !!!!

Some top tunes in there !! I too am stuck in the 80's