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Need better business skills? Try a McDegree in business 26th November 2010 10:52 AM

haha!

I have a friend that works in McDonalds..well more of an aquaintance, and he told me about one of the tests you have to pass in McDonalds...

You have to be able to tell how hot something is, and it's weight by looking at it..Needless to say, he ACED it with a 100 percent..

I wonder what this degree will produce

quick joke for you all 26th November 2010 10:48 AM

I heard a cracker this morning, Friday Feeling and all that..

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says:

Anyone been following the apprentice? 24th November 2010 9:26 AM

Originally Posted by garde

“So whos with me & wanted to slap that irratating lil idiot (stuart the brand!) when he won the last task - i duno about him being the brand - would have loved to have branded his behind for him

- surely he is next to go”

Could not agree more! His smug face when they won the task..by like 39 pounds?

I do hope he goes tonight.

Anyone been following the apprentice? 22nd November 2010 9:13 AM

Liz is my winner.

And Nick so far has the best line of the series for me - "They'd be on it like a tramp on chips"

Classic.

Website values - of course its all cobblers :) 17th September 2010 11:10 AM

Haha!

The 76 cents...well...thats obvious really...right?

I would hate to know what mine is..Infact I'm not even going to think about that.

Unfortunately I do NOT have 109 thousand dollars right now for you Steve, but I'll bare it in mind

Mark Pitts has a birthday today! 24th August 2010 9:44 AM

Happy Birthday. Have a good day.

Facebook launches a Live Video Channel 17th August 2010 11:07 AM

I clicked through and just saw 'Facebook Offline'

I lol'd and retired from it.

Business Funding - Pawn Brokers?? 17th August 2010 10:29 AM

I liked the "These are unsecured loans, so if we don't make the money that we are owed [at auction], then it is our mistake in not valuing the item correctly."

But still, I'm not to sure I'd be down the pawnbrokers any time soon!

Why are there no coffin shops on our High Streets? 17th August 2010 10:12 AM

hahaha

I have been reading this, and now feel slightly insane.

Customised coffins...I'm just waiting for a washed up actor come on TV and tell us all now.

I hope you are all happy!!

Logo's that lose... Leads!!! 16th August 2010 9:35 AM

Hello and welcome Wes.

Interesting point, I personally, am not to sure about the LOGO idea you have there. Surely a logo is not actually that important in modern business, I think it is more about the name of your company.

If you're mainstream then maybe it is useful to have a logo, but for a lack of leads, I doubt it is down to the logo.

Interesting post though, and I look forward to hearing more.