Inappropriate marketing

It's not really a notice in the sense of "I am making an announcement and posting this notice and I want people to read it," it's more like giving notice at your job - notifying the relevant authorities. You need your boss and the people in HR to read it, but you'd rather it wasn't being squinted at by all colleagues, clients, and random strangers passing by.

So I'll just have to carry on imagining every revenge from ringing their doorbells and running away, to an unlikely but exquisitely-planned vengeance involving three cats, a hairdryer and seven tons of graphite.