Can you believe it?

If we removed all of the fascist uniforms worn by traffic wardens, mince them up add a little epoxy resin before pouring it in to the pot holes we would have a road system as smooth as a new borns **se. It would be the envy of europe and would rival the germans too.

I know that many would not bother removing the uniform before the mincing process began but that would be cruel....I guess....possibly not.....but defo illegal....but it is legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow within the York boundry, wonder if there is a similar law relating to traffic wardens?

Received a couple of letters today, one from the court saying the case had been dropped and another from the local authority with a

Poor thing. I think its great that you decided to help the little guy even when you didn't know he was protected.

So pleased to hear the good news about them dropping the court case .

Feel the local authority will back off quickly once they realise you stopped to rescue the 'hog - I wouldn't care to be one of the councillors or officers trying to explain to the local press why you should be penalised for saving such a well-loved animal from certain death! Incidentally, you've probably also saved your fellow motorists from shunts too; swerving to avoid a moving object in the road isn't the safest thing to do on a crowded carriageway.

You need to write a book! The life and times of Barney, from your accountant woes to traffic offences and hedgehogs, it'd be a great read