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Ahh thanks for the update .. That will fix my issue with my new website. I also never really used it as it was awful.. Google seems to try and find the most unhelpful way of doing something .

Tried the iphone for  awhile but didn't like the fact you were locked in ... Gone to android and loving it again.  I just can't believe the price tag on a new phone ,they are getting ridiculous. I opted for the best budget phone and it's the bees knees , photo's are great has plenty of features and even has finger print option.. Wasn't really fussed about it before but I absolutely love it now  and don't think I could go back

Still a bit wary lol as not 100 % complaint yet  ..Busy resetting up with a new shopping cart so I can be. Finally got around to splitting my websites into 2 with the smaller 1 being the learning curve , but it's a long process and is getting very boring 

That's made me chuckle too after 8 hours of driving today

Sorry this 1 made me chuckle this afternoon

It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family.
'And what does your Daddy do'
'He's a magician'
'That must be exciting, what tricks can he do'
'He can saw people in half'
'That is clever, and tell me do you have any brothers or sisters'
'Yes, one half brother, and two half sisters'

And another oldie

A Mother visits her son for dinner who lives with a female roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mothers thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver plate.... But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.

Haha .. you wont catch me I hope

I was going to post another 1 myself a few days ago , but found the old thread closed so never bothered. But was quite a funny read and passed a boring day at work and made me laugh     a lot .. Is very long so wont bore you with it

Am honestly not surprised Trump supporters are getting quiet , I seriously think he has gone off the deep end..

Don't really watch TV anymore .. I tend to watch TV online or now tv or on amazon