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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 21st November 2018 7:49 PM

Yep , if it's to good to be true it is ,that's why it's cyber monday - everyone is returning the stuff they bought.

I would like to buy a 50 inch HD TV just to watch South Africa Smash Wales on Saturday then return it 

I say just hurry up and get on with it,It'll only be a few years and then everyone will be leaving to join the brexit party

 

SEO Yoda - Childish, but made me smile 19th November 2018 9:26 PM

lol ..Maybe I should take them up on their offer , they may still do better than me.. lol 

Joke of the Day 1st November 2018 8:46 PM

NICKNAMES
1. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
2. If Mike, Brian and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
EATING OUT
1. When the bill arrives, Mike, Brian and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
2.When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
2. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
1. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
2. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 40. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
1 A woman has the last word in any argument.
2. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
1. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
2. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
1. A woman will dress up right to go shopping, weed the front garden, visit the doctor, go to the gym
2. A man will dress up right only for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
1. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
2. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
1. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
2. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Apple & Samsung BUSTED 30th October 2018 1:36 PM

Just read an article on Apple and Sumsung (which I was surprised at).I knew apple were doing it as even my very old samsung could open 2 or 3 pages before my iphone. It was for that reason why I jumped ship as I wasn't going to pay a fortune for a new phone.

I am so glad they have been fined as it is just so wrong , there is nothing wrong with keeping a phone for a few years

Article
https://www.uswitch.com/mobiles/news/2018/10/apple-and-samsung-fined-for-slowing-down-their-phones/

I often use fiverr for my images or what was my case  slides for my new website and I found a brilliant guy who does good work (well I think so ) So if any of you are needing something along these lines give him a try " yesdesigners " on fiverr is well priced too

Poppy Scam - a new low? 26th October 2018 3:03 PM

Sorry but these people need to be lined up and shot military style.

My Father almost gave his life on D Day as a under age soldier. He then went on to help those that couldn't for the rest of this life ..Makes my blood boil

Email database 24th October 2018 7:56 AM

Just a coincedenceas it happened after I wrote the first post.

My new website which hasn't been live for more than a week has already received a spam message (with a spam blocker and all) sigh ..I suppose it is down to users to report these ... Although where does 1 report 

Email database 23rd October 2018 5:35 PM

I absolutely hate receiving junk emails and get around 20 a day as I'm sure all of you here do.

So what is your take on this , I received a email today about buying a email database. They say it is all freely available but it is all scrapped.I see it as just selling on and make a profit  so people can spam others with junk mail and should be closed down ... What is your take or am I wrong 

Facebook PPC 16th October 2018 7:48 AM

Have tried it a couple of times around special holidays , spent a lot of money for no return lol ...So don't use it anymore..

I may try again with my new jewellery site around December as it's getting near completion now ...Just can't figure out google shopping feed