Customer Service, well lack of 17th March 2010 6:18 PM
I often find myself caught between extremes. Royal Mail are experts at this:
Time it takes for their customer service rep to pull up my account, listen to my query, and give me a sensible answer that resolves the whole thing: just a shade over two minutes from "hello" to "goodbye". That's great customer service!
Time spent on hold before that could happen: also about two minutes. Not great, but not upsetting.
Time spent listening to and navigating around the recorded menus, which includes repeated and non-bypassable encouragement to check the website (if the information I wanted was available on the -ing website, I would not have had to call), before even getting into the hold queue: almost ten whole minutes by the clock. That's not customer service, that's a tenth circle of hell.
Time it takes for their customer service rep to pull up my account, listen to my query, and give me a sensible answer that resolves the whole thing: just a shade over two minutes from "hello" to "goodbye". That's great customer service!
Time spent on hold before that could happen: also about two minutes. Not great, but not upsetting.
Time spent listening to and navigating around the recorded menus, which includes repeated and non-bypassable encouragement to check the website (if the information I wanted was available on the -ing website, I would not have had to call), before even getting into the hold queue: almost ten whole minutes by the clock. That's not customer service, that's a tenth circle of hell.