Jokes

By : Growing Business
Published 3rd May 2012

I don't understand fast food.

I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.


"UK Students Die In Safari Crash"

I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now.


The A-Team has to be the most stupidest American TV Show Ever made.

"These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team."

First thing First, if you can find them, they can help you, yet the FBI couldn't find them.

The A Team are cooking in the kitchen.
Mr T mixes eggs and cream.
Faceman cooks some broccoli.
Murdoch grates some cheese.

Hannibal walks in with a pastry case and says "I love it when a flan comes together."



My wife has recently told me that she is leaving me because I watch too much A-Team

I love it when a plan comes together.


How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?

Tell them it's nearly finished.


Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend..

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