A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look
at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bluey
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza.
The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her underwear and ran his tongue up and down her behind.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration
"Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that flamin Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen it done"
