Went out this evening around 7pm back home by 9:15....... Christmas shopping completed
Dying to use the bathroom, I left the carrier bags on the living room floor and darted upstairs, shoots back down stairs only to find one of my cats had sniffed out the turkey had carefully cut the polythene wrapper and was happily tucking into a £25 turkey...... Size 9 boot with plenty of expletives being shouted, Scruff the cat is nowhere to be seen
Luckily for me I don't eat turkey, anyway I've pulled the polythene back over the meat and put it in the fridge... Hopefully everyone who'll be tucking in will be fine....Just not sure whether to tell them or keep quiet...
Thanks, Barney
lol the script for Barney the screenplay continues! Could be the new national Lampoons, or maybe confessions of a heating engineer?
lol never mind there was someone on the radio today who wiped mould off their game and cooked and ate it with no repercussions lol
Well I'm not overly fussed as I won't be eating it, I just want to avoid forking out for another... Too late now as there is absolutely no chance of me venturing back out to the shops now.... Thanks, Barney
So - tell all - did anyone get a furball in their dinner? Clive
Sprouts are the absolute best - lolol I annoy my wife cos I start eating them as soon as they finished. As a youngster I used to gag at cauliflower and cheese ,I though man up and try some the other day, was a little gob smacked at how much I liked it , just as well as I am going healthy tomorrow ,gulp
“So - tell all - did anyone get a furball in their dinner?
I had a very weird lunch of turkey, roast beef, stuffing and yorkshires - oh and 4 pigs in blankets ! Managed to escape the sprouts though, phew !” Sprouts are great as long as they're fried with bacon. That probably works with most things to be fair! Thanks, Rebecca CV and blog writer Pay for Precision | Saving you time by writing you kick-ass blogs and CVs.
Yes, pleased as punch the turkey was eaten though it was difficult trying to keep a straight face during dinner, which was made even more difficult by the other half constantly asking if I'd like to try a small bit.... "Erm no thanks I'm full" Thanks, Barney
i love sprouts i must be the only one
“Sprouts are great as long as they're fried with bacon. That probably works with most things to be fair!”
steve stevefru
“i love sprouts i must be the only one ”
Yep, I reckon so Although like the sound of Rebecca's sprouts fried with bacon! |
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