I do like to play Dragon Age on my PC from time to time. Don't always have the urge to get engrossed in role play etc, but it is a good distraction now and then.
Now the dilema, the oldest parasite, oops child! Likes to play on the Sony Play Station 3, Battlefield 3. I have to confess it is a good game and a good console (he lives nearby)
The second blood sucker, oops child, prefers his XBox and he also plays battlefied 3 (he now lives in Bradford).
Both of my investors like to shoot dad on a regular basis, one can presume it is for their inheritance (increasing now I have stopped smoking).
The Idiot is me, I had to buy a PC, Xbox, Playstation 3 and a bloody game I did not want twice! in order to avoid the wrath of the mother and so that I can entertain a 24 year old and a 26 year old..
To make matters worse my wife wants to know why her boys have not produced any grandchildren yet

It's becuase they are too busy playing fecking games...

Idiot indeed.
