Don't you just love receiving emails that start off with... 'Greetings' or 'Greetings of the day to you' 10.30am in the morning and I've received 22 of them already
Greetings, much money we can save you.
Greetings, page 1 Google I can get.
Greetings, grumpy that you are..
Starting the year off as you mean to carry on