Couldn't help myself and i had to post this.
Just had the following email to our info email, but addressed to Steve -
Hi Steve,
This game-changing Dyson could be the last hair dryer you will ever need! It is quieter & up to eight times faster than any other top-sellers. Plus, its intelligent heat control will keep your precious mane smooth & shiny.
Smooth and shiney....... - 
- Have you seen his hair lately?
Sorry mate, had to share 
Mind you i can't really laugh, i am no better in the follicle department 
