“Does cold calling still work and does it have a place in the modern marketers toolkit?
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Well, if I am honest, I hate cold callers and when I get in from work and the telephone starts to ring at 6:00pm or so (and often later) I do get a little grumpy. Overseas callers who's english is so bad that you have to work very hard to understand them make my blood boil when they say "hi my name is Fred and I very much want to speak to the house owner". My desire to be as annoying as possible then kicks in, especially after a bottle of wine. I will often use the following:
OK that's fine, I am a squatter here
Sorry, no roof insulation because I had a fire last night
I live in a flat, try ringing the man who lives above me he is on the third floor!
Sorry he is dead
Sorry I am dead
Sorry this is an automated service and your telephone will self destruct in 30 seconds
I don't like chicken do you?
Yes, yes , yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.............they tend to hang up after the fourth yes
How did you know I was here? Don't tell my wife, do you promise?
I think I need
