Exhibiting all this week at the Trading Standards Annual Conference, as we publically launch their consumer code directory.
As of now, have had a headache and sore throat for 48 hours, a temperature of 38.5c and quite frankly the largest coldsore I have ever seen on my top lip. I look like a poor budget elephant man with a huge cornflake.
To add insult to injury, the nippers are fine so can't even blame them! Back to gargling soluable aspirin and icecold stella, seems to be working

Time to grow an emergency goatee, are they still acceptable?
