| Rebecca (PayforPrecision) : Forum Moderator 3rd August 2018 3:05 PM |
Happy Friday Andy. I didn't think your jokes could get any worse, well done 
Thanks, Rebecca
CV and blog writer
Joke of the DayThanks, Rebecca CV and blog writer
lol .. If I make them worse I'll loose my membership here
hahaha it would take a lot, we all know what Steve's sense of humour is like! Thanks, Rebecca CV and blog writer
Okey Paddys beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 yrs they have been married. The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan, but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hour, still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places . ’ I’ll have a try Paddy , you waft the towel ' Paddy agrees , and after two or three minutes Paddys wife has a moment of sexual pleasure screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years . Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says ‘And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel’ ! oops
These are terrible.... but I can't help laughing! Keep them comin' Andy Many thanks, Natalie - Your Local Girl Friday
“These are terrible.... but I can't help laughing!
Keep them comin' Andy Stop encouraging him . Thanks, Rebecca CV and blog writer
Read this 1 today again .So sharing if you haven't seen it before 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tested your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
I LOVE THIS!!!! This made me laugh and I am stealing it for my FB page
“Read this 1 today again .So sharing if you haven't seen it before
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tested your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.”
Thanks, Rebecca CV and blog writer
lol.. I've seen this 1 before ,but still made me chuckle again.. So I finally found 1 you like lololol
Bravo Andy, bravo.
“Read this 1 today again .So sharing if you haven't seen it before
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tested your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.”
Many thanks, Natalie - Your Local Girl Friday |
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